After downloading an app from Google Play, you have the opportunity to give your knowledgeable and expert opinion about it in the form of a review. Warnings, points for improvement, suggestions or just bullshit. In this article, we select quite a few of the latter category.
If you went to Google Play to download an entertainment app, you don’t really need to download anything. Instead, delving into the reviews left by users, there are some real gems of literature. Among them, we have selected the The most curious and entertaining Google Play reviews.
Notice to those interested in downloading Sleep Recorder, an application for record what you say while dreamingDo not use it if you are not ready to accept the truth and especially if your house is built on an old cemetery.
Something similar happens with Ghost Detector Radar Simulator, a ghost finder app it does not guarantee its effectiveness because “paranormal activity cannot be scientifically proven”. Either that doesn’t work or the ghosts move around.
Samsung Push is a Samsung mobile system app which became one of the first apps to get ridiculous viral reviews. Few of them have survived to this day, but surrealism is still alive, and wanting to “kill so many people and roast a Push”. Give like and subscribe.
Phone in the sun
Solar Mobile Prank is one of those apps that are useless and disguise themselves with the prank label, promising charge the mobile when you expose it to the sun. The premise is absurd, but there are few reviews from people who have burned their phones. Load, little; much heat.
The WhatsApp Battle Pass
WhatsApp is the most popular messaging app and while Facebook has been trying to monetize it in some way for quite some time, from there to say it’s Pay2Win and includes a battle pass, there is a stretch. Of course, it is true that there is only one playable character.
Akinator is listening to you
Akinator is an application capable of guessing which character you are thinking of after answering a series of questions. Or maybe he cheats and he listens to you? Better to play quietly next time.
My Boyfriend Virtual Chat Robot is one of those virtual couples apps that leaves a lot to be desired. It has a lot of bad reviews, but no matter how bad you will never get the bad review from Elisa_demon, like always you have to have compassion.
Replika is another virtual girlfriend app, albeit with a high rating and many positive reviews. Several of them mention that, unlike other similar apps, it works in Spanish. And in English. And in both at the same time. Paradise for Pitbull.
Cats don’t lie
A mobile application as a lie detector? It would be difficult check if it really works or not, unless there is some universal truth, as if you really love cats.
The head is to think
Sometimes the important thing is not the examination, but the developer’s response. For example, if you install Fan Noises for Sleeping, an application that is used to reproduce the sound of a fan, and you complain that your mobile is not blowing air, be prepared to receive a rapapoor from AMICOOLSOFT.