Disabled in his mind due to continuous closure, Jalopnik Senior editor Jason Torchinsky is making an Atari 2600 starving outfit out of old t-shirts and socks. As you do.
Mr Torchinsky, who writes for a blog about cars, has a basement full of retro gaming and computer programs, as is often seen in his ongoing video series, Torchinsky files
Using the interior of a virtual controller, Torchinsky used his excellent skills to turn an Atari-powered torture machine called a joystick into something soft and squishier. If I had this controller as a kid I probably wouldn't have found that spot between my thumb and sputum from playing Berzerk
Speaking of Berserk, is a picture of Mr. Torchinsky's handsome son, Otto playing the game and his father's plushie controller. If you were here, you would hear! ”
Maybe Torchinsky's sewing skills could work some work, but something does work, and I'm sure the exact controller Frankenstein would have used had they not been for Intellivision's complicated character. Well done, Mr. Torchnisky.