Today the cell phone begins Mario kartThe 35th tour brings players to Berlin, where Luigi puts on knee-length leather shorts and drives through the city in a mobile phallus with a forked spit sausage.
As the son of a German orphan, I don’t know whether to be offended Mario Kart TourSausage festival or whether I have to step on Door Dash and order a box of bangers. I am secretly proud that my legacy is represented here by ground beef and spices rather than other things. It’s also nice to see that Germany and Italy get along so well.
Man, Nintendo certainly stuck to these sausage pictures. In the second week of the tour, Plain, Penguin and master builder Luigi are presented, in the first week everything revolves around Mario’s brother in lederhosen, who drives the meat truck. You ride this sausage, Luigi. Go fast. Ride it hard.
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