The game has nothing to do with Christmas.
Love? understanding? These are not the media principles that make us murderers. Honestly: Unless you use cane as an off-hand weapon to give you +1 dental damage, you will not be interested in sugar cane. I bet you think mistletoe is a symptom of the plague that ravaged the Northern Kingdoms during the Witcher 3 incident. Christmas spirit? You are not calling from Diablo.
Therefore, I would not recommend any seasonal games. Instead, I'll highlight some of the worse situations where the game threatens to completely disrupt the holiday.
Death stranded
Seasonal sounds more than sleigh bells. This is the only way to turn ordinary songs into undisputed Christmas singles. In Death Strand, they all seemed just as pleasing-it was snowing in the mountains.
Except for the snow in "Dead Strand" which means two things. First, your freight container will soon be destroyed by the collapse of time, which is sci-fi precipitation, accelerating the life of any object it comes in contact with. Second, there may be BT-invisible undead nearby trying to drag you to hell. Ho-Ho-Hojima.
bully
What are the reasons for being stuck in boarding school during Christmas? Under the immediate threat of F in the music, what is the rhythmic movement sequence of the xylophone in front of all the students on the Nutcracker? It's not just about achievement, the protagonist Jimmy Hopkins knows too well that his peers may be fooling themselves.
"Please, Miss Peters," he told the teacher. "This is something I have to discuss with the therapist when I grow up."
To make matters worse, the school band will definitely kill the little drummer boy. Bowie, excuse them, they don't know what they are doing.
Snatcher
Hideo Kojima is a serial Christmas criminal, or "professional crime". As early as 1988, he conducted a science fiction study of the science fiction movie "The Invasion of Body Snappers" against the background of "busy year-end shoppers running around". A character dressed as Santa Claus, but only to escape detection by robots roaming by human faces in future metropolises.
He is happy to tell you: "You may be able to learn about illegal hospital operations by checking your drug order."
The game is great, but the version of the jingle bell ringing in the new Kobe city is terrible. There is reason to be nostalgic for Chiptune. This is not one.
Cell division blacklist
By Sam Fisher's standards, saving Chicago from biological attacks before Christmas is not a bad night-it's a man who once slept in the Baghdad ditch. But the fool at the other end of the gadget? They are spending their festive predator night.
Imagine crawling around a black shopping mall, baubles at your feet, pointing a flashlight at the shadow behind the Christmas tree.
"Dad's axe will chop, chop, chop." A Christmas singer growled at him through the tiny horn of a shopping mall.
A terrorist complained: "Man, why did they choose this place?" No one wants to find the bodies of colleagues at the caramel apple booth.
Shenmu
Forget Santa-The closest thing Shenmue has is Santa Maeno, a big guy on the street who promotes cocktails with big guy costumes. He shouted, "Christmas," a person's despair made him feel despair. His whole job was to stand outside and try to trick strangers into karaoke.
Maeno's beard seemed to have completely covered his mouth, allowing him to speak with a whitish hair. He is more reminiscent of Santa than Keanu at the Matrix trial. I have no mouth, I must scream Merry Christmas.
Kill the floor 2
No developer has worked together to disrupt Christmas like Killing Floor developer Tripwire Interactive. Year after year, studios use holiday-related raw materials to make abominations. It started with Krampus and his crawling octopus. Then, it gave Badass Santa Santa the voice of Gary Busey, who had appeared in a movie called The Gingerdead Man, where he was roasted with spices and serial killer ashes.
For dedication, Badass Santa Bundle is available as a cosmetic for $ 9.99.
Saints Row 4
Voluntarily taking away this entire creepy matrix event and running in "How Saints Save Christmas" (Holiday DLC), Klaus is trapped in the simulation.
For most of us, Home Alone appeared on TV when Christmas arrived. For Saints Row fans, this season doesn't start until you press the triangle to resurrect Santa. Or disable the mechanical reindeer by lifting one hand on the butt and pulling out the cable. Or shoot the traitor on the steps of Santa ’s studio and kill it.
"Clauz gave us a better deal, plump," the elf explained sparklingly. "Weekends, sick leave, we can make guns-real guns."
Merry Christmas!