I bald
Once upon a time, my head was full of hair, and then I had children, who took my life from me like tiny, expensive parasites. When I had my first child, the bell of the end of the world began to tick, and my hair began to wither and die, just like the scene of death stranded, where the plants faded from the backwards of time.
Do you know how your sunburned scalp feels? Fuck is so painful. The school also doesn't teach others about baldness, such as how it can save you the money you usually spend at a barbershop, but you must shave your head yourself every few days or look like you are denying yourself. No one wants a tarmac behind their heads. No one wants.
The benefit of baldness is that it is an insult to an idiot who wants to step on you, even if you are obviously very strong, because you have so much testosterone and your hair will be scared and fall off.
They said, "You are bald." "Well, fool." They continued. "Okay, fool." You would think these jokes would be as thin as my hair. But this is not because of the ability to hold the hairline in your own hands, then buzz the hairline with some faders, and then flush it out of the plug hole. Once bald, you are bald. It's like being raised from the dead. No one can hurt you except sunlight.
That's why I think it would be great to celebrate the best bald video game characters around. Unity, bald brethren. Unite.
Diglett – Pokemon
I shouted mercilessly, Diglett is the mascot of bald people all over the world. Our terrible gods reflect how we look in the mirror. Nintendo knows this too. If we don't laugh at us, why is one of Digglett's capabilities known as "hair twisting"?
"If Diglett is exposed to the sun, its blood gets hot and weak," Bulbapedia said. I know what you're doing, Nintendo. I know the specifications of the game you play. But we brought Diglett back and we took him back as a symbol of our aerodynamic aesthetics. Next, we just need a bearded Diglett because everyone knows that if a bald man wants to avoid looking like Tic Tac, he needs a beard.
Agent 47 – The Killer
This guy is an exception to beard rules. If you want to be bald without a beard, you just need to look like this well-defined glass-shaped killer. I don't believe he is a born bald like me. Agent 47 is purposeful.
Think about it: bald people can fit in. We are too many. We can also raise our heads so that we can put them in tight spaces and eavesdrop. No one can grab our hair in battle, their fingers just grab our heads. We can wear wigs to help disguise us, and we prepare for extremely ordinary security personnel. Our hats also look great. Do n’t leave any strands of hair when it ’s moldy. This means accident.
Kratos-God of War
Listen, there's someone on the Internet called my name-can you say that to Kratos? No, you won't, because he will pull your arm and use it to kill you. I'm not saying I will do it, but I can. Next time you call me a cue ball, please think about it.
Hippocrates, a Greek medic, has been searching for a cure for baldness all his life, so that the most severe form of hair loss is now called the "Hippocrates form." He should have been more like his compatriot Kratos. He had a tattoo on his head, but covered his skin with the ashes of a dead loved one.
Jack: Theme Zero-Mass Effect
Go bald to where no one has been before. Jack proves that you don't have to be strong, bald and horrible. Jack might get rid of everyone on this list, including Diglitte. Most of them will probably welcome it.
Courtenay Taylor, who plays Jack, is also a badass in real life, even though she is not really bald. Jack also spent a lot of "Mass Effect 2" to shoot-her wanted order, like most bald people, is sought after, loved and loved by ordinary non-bald people.
Max Payne-Porn
"From my point of view, there are two types of people who are committed to building the future and rebuilding the past in their lifetimes." – Max Payne. Obviously, this line is related to hair loss.
Are you someone who clicks on the magical ice cream ad that keeps popping up on Facebook, or do you want to use a razor shaver and then dive down the stairs in slow motion, no longer blocked by hair fluttering face during the bullet time exercise? Speaking of which, if you are a bald man who likes drinking, this is the simplest role play.
Bold, bald, and free. Human Funko Pop, stand up.
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