Energy drinks have become a big business for the last 10 years. Not that long ago there were only a few products and flavors. Today, however, all companies seem to have a power drink. Even Coca-Cola. And one of the most well-known energy-efficient beverage products on the market right now is Bang, which helps a wide variety of flavors.
I found this 19 flavor at Target and a few gas stations and after seeing people compliment me in the comments for my first review of soda and energy drinks, I decided to check it out. Me and I invited some friends to help. They regret coming over this.
(What you should know: Buying all these drinks and trying to get them done many weeks ago, has long been closed and advised by social networking. , save lives and wash your hands.)
To help keep this post organized and easy to read, I divided the flavor into separate groups.
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Booze Flavors
None of these booze flavors contain any booze. So if you've been a fan of Four Lokos back in the day and crave some alcohol and caffeine in a bowl, look elsewhere. Or not because that's a dangerous combo.
Pina Colada (1 of 5): One of the worst remedies we've tried. Too much coconut and too much dark aftertaste make it hard to enjoy this flavor.
Frosé Rosé (2 of 5): It's better than the Pina Colada, but it didn't taste like its namesake.
Champagne (4 out of 5): This was a weird thing. On the other hand, it doesn’t really taste like Champagne. On the other hand, it had a nice bubblegummy flavor with a mild aftertece. It's great, but not because it tastes like booze.
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
In the world of energy drinks, you often get a taste that tries to duplicate other drinks. This is because most strong drinks taste very acidic or excessive. So it makes sense to throw in as much fruit juice as possible to help improve the taste.
Cherry Blade Lemonade (2 of 5): My first sip of this was great. But a few seconds later my mouth was filled with a back-and-forth take. Pasted again. Bleh.
Power Punch (3 of 5): All right. It tasted a little like a punch and was like a sweet candy. One of my friends described the taste as melted down the bottles. Not metal bottles, those candy. Do you remember those? This tasted like them.
Miami Cola (2 of 5): Every Bang of the Bang we opened contained clear liquids. Not Miami Cola. It was just a brown collar. In contrast Coke Energy, Miami Cola has just tasted like flat sugar. If you like flattened sugar, am I thinking of getting Miami Cola?
Fruits of Light
If something smells like fruit and tastes like fruit, then it should be healthy for you, right? Don't answer that question. I live and deny.
Peach Mango (4 of 5): One of the best flavors of all 19 cans we tried. It tastes a lot like mango, but you get a bit of a spice near the end of your sip. The best drink I ever saw myself drinking again.
Purple Guava (3 out of 5): I have never had guava in my entire life. Fortunately, one person in our group has eaten guava a couple of times and according to them this tasted just as good as the fruit. To me, it tasted like the cheapest juice you get at school.
Black Cherry Lemonade (2 of 5): I don't like black cherry, so keep that in mind, but this has been a bad smell. This is one of the worst of all the Bangs. Only redeeming quality was the taste of legalon, but not enough.
The wild colors
The other flavors of the Bang were just as wonderful and classy as the fruit flavor. So I put them together. These were the coolest-looking cans, with bright and bold colors.
Birthday Cake (Three out of 5): Do you like ice cream birthday cake? If you do, this will be one of Bang's favorite things to do. If you don't want to, stay the hell out of this. The most distinctive flavor of the night. Some do. Some call it garbage in a bin.
Rainbow Unicorn (4 out of 5): I had no idea what this flavor would taste like. After drinking it I don't know what it tastes like. It was very tasty and fruitless, but not any fruit or flavor. Maybe this is a unicorn taste? If so, I'm down to eating unicorn burgers.
Cotton Cotton (2 out 5): It didn't remind me of cotton candy, instead it just has a sweet sweet sugar after tasting. It's a lot less messy than a real, sweet cotton candy.
Candy Flavors
Clean Heads (2 of 5): This flavor, as the name implies, is sour. But quickly that goes away and you are left with a strange taste in your mouth. Just eat Sour Heads instead.
Candy Apple Crisp (5 of 5): I don't like apples that much, so I was expecting that my response to this flavor would be to take me out or make a weird face. Instead, it was one of the best flavors of the night. One of my friends commented that they were frustrated with how good it was as they could buy more in the future. (They probably read this post, so let me say it again: Sorry that I drank 19 taste of Bang power. You have good friends and I love you.)
Lemon Drop (5 of 5): This is just a Sprite, but with a sour twist. That's great! The best taste of the night. It was so refreshing. I found myself filling a large glass with a ton of ice and drinking this on a hot summer night.
I don't know
The rest of the flavor of Bang is so amazing, familiar or unique that it was impossible to categorize. We all decided to just throw them into their group. These are the taste of the IDK.
Purple Haze (0 of 5): Worst taste with the wide ring of all 19 we tried. It tasted like expired cough syrup. The grapes from which it is made are not good, but in this case they can be somewhat better. The beast. Don't drink. Avoid it. Run away.
Bangster Berry (4 out of 5): It felt unfair to stick this with fruits. After tasting it, of course, is simply a mix of roasted berries with lots of caffeine. Now I love spicy drinks, so that's good news for me. But others thought it was right. I am writing this post, so I rate it 4 out of 5.
Star Explosion (2 of 5): Can can red, white and blue. It's called Star Blast. We thought this was some kind of Bang flavor. It was meh and I remembered the taste of it a few minutes later. Someone introduced that was Joe Biden's taste for Bang. That's right.
Blue (2 out of 5): As I mentioned in the Bangster Berry blurb, I love berries with berries and sodas. But this sweetness is not enough to be unpleasant. Most likely not tasty. Just a can of sweet berry soda. I'll stick with Bangster Berry.
Getting It All Together
After picking up a gun or two for each taste, the group felt sick and cordial. So it was in this sense that we decided to mix it all together. We add a teaspoon of each tea to a large cup. The liquid that was made was clear until we added Miami Cola, then it turned into something it is like tea. It smelled like everything but it was also empty.
The taste … is totally okay. Subtlely, all the illegals piled together create fruit juice that is expanded by a touch of sour. Holding this concoction in your mouth for a few seconds produced a lot of flavor, but the whole thing wasn't bad. I don't want to drink it again, but it's not as bad as I expected.
Final Thoughts
And then, after drinking 19 cans of Bang energy and drinking them all mixed, we ended the night and people came home. Folks later admitted that they had trouble sleeping or felt it was worth the next day. I felt like sweating all night, but when I drank the water I got to sleep and woke up feeling good!
However, please do not do this. Also, I know that this is not all Bang flavor. But that's all I can find in my home stores. I may have ordered some online, but most of the lost flavors are inspired by coffee and I can give you my estimate right now for those: O of 5.
Will I continue to buy Bang Energy? Punfortunately. No other flavor was as good as my old faithful Monster Ultra. However, if I ever find myself craving a power drink and have a Bang to choose from, I can now grab a Candy Apple Crisp.
And avoid Purple Haze like Coronavirus.
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