Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a lot Pokémon, but I enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So here’s another Pokemon! It’s heatmor!
Average height: 4’07“”
Average weight: 127.9 lbs.
First added in Generation V.
Heatmor is a lot. It’s a big anteater that looks Animal. It is a spit of fire Animal covered in sick flames. It even has a fun name. But there is one thing it is not: A Fan of butt plugs. No sir. Keep these sex toys and pieces of rubber away from Heatmor. And they have a good reason. When you clog the tail (we all know it is the bum, really) it gets very sick. So yeah keep your butt plugs off You’re welcome.
According to Pokedex entries listed on Bulbapedia, Heatmor uses his tail the air it takes to exhale great jets of fire. If this suction port, also known as a butt, were closed, it would cause Heatmore’s internal flame to go out. If that sounds bad, it’s bad. When that flame goes out, Heatmor will get sick.
Be clear I’m not here to shame someone for liking it or Don’t like butt plugs. We all have things that we enjoy or hate when it comes to our sex lives. But I think we can all agree that if a butt plug was accidentally shoved up your ass and then made you very, very sick, you weren’t after that shit. So i understand Heatmor. I do.
If you’re wondering what Heatmor is doing with all that fire, the answer isn’t that shocking if you know anything about Pokemon. Heatmor burns Durants, an ant-like beetle-type Pokémon made of metal. When the outer covering is soft, the mouth and tongue are used dig around and eat its insides. Yummy stuff.
- This headline sparked a heated debate below Kotaku writers on butt plugs. Specialif the phrase is a word or two words. In the end we came to two words.
- I’ll let you know that some disagreed this and to continue to lead a small group that stands up for the cause with a single word. Stupid bastards.
- It is Tail can also expel Gas and air. So Heatmor sI would shoot out any stuck butt plugs like a canon. Point it at the person or group who committed such a terrible act.
Best comment from last week
“But at some point I’ll also say something mean everyone’s Favorite Pokemon. “
Oh come on what do you mean by my boy psyduck? Nothing. Because Psyduck is the best.
You stupid fool. You have doomed yourself and your duck boy.
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